Timeless from Klavan

Shut Up

The night before the election a Treacher was stirring

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Treacher's retort is hysterical

No slur goes unmentioned, no talking point skipped,
Just pack all that crap in a four-minute script.

And using a child for political gain?
It’s as if the left has no concept of shame.

Just kidding, you wingnuts, you baggers of tea.
You must not be fans of adept irony!

The truth is so clear that you might as well face it:
If you vote for Romney, you’re just a damn racist.

Then we heard Sam exclaim as he soared out of view:
“Free stuff from Obama! Don’t like it? F*** you!”

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Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/09/27/samuel-l-jackson-elevates-political-discourse-in-america-motherfer/#ixzz27gO5sCFr

Obamacare in one sentence

[Dr. Barbara Bellar]
So let me get this straight. (This is a long sentence.)

We’re going to be gifted with a healthcare plan we are forced to purchase, and fined if we don’t, which puportedly covers at least 10 million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a congress that didn’t read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a president who smokes, with funding (laughing & applause) same sentence – with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted social security and medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese and (laughing & applause) and financed by a country that’s broke. (laughing & applause)

So, what the blank (laughing & applause) could possibly go wrong?

http://lybio.net/tag/dr-barbara-bellar-obamacare-summed-up-in-one-sentence-transcription/